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the Adventures of Lonic: a gay rhythm game fan fic - Part 3

Now I have to ask if Lonic P2 is like the empire strikes back... And Lonic needs a part 3

Side story, written by me but pretending to be someone else:
and then Lonic's long lost sister who is also his daughter, Lalonic, who was working as a secretary at oooaaqo HQ......

so Lalonic, that's a thing now appearately.... So, yeah, she did thinga
so, I guess, Lalonic is Sonic and Lonic's sister. But, yeah, it's kinda like Sonic'06 was Lonic and Sonic's father... But this crazy thing kinda just happened... Sonic'06 was Lalonic's mother... Pretty weird huh

So, it's possible that you've been wondering, how exactly are these golden dinosaur robot's names pronounced?"
[3:50 PM]
uiiiyooi is said E-U-E, oooaaqo is said EW-AL-kwo, eeii is said ya-A

AND NOW: PART 3:
So, before oooaaqo had perfected the world and Lonic retired... eeii had already become a god from an offer in his spam emails.(edited)
[4:00 PM]
eeii wasn't happy when the world became perfect and wasn't affected by the perfection because he was also a god.
And he used his ability to eat anything in time and space to consume the donkey konga machine oooaaqo used against Lonic in the rhythm game tournament, thus changing the past. eeii now ended up winning that tournament and become a god, instead of oooaaqo, in that time line.

eeii had now become a god instead of oooaaqo. Lonic wasn't aware of the change in the timeline, but oooaaqo was. He told Lonic of ancient dinosaur legend that said "when the timelines diverge, only the combination of the true dinosaur ruler and 2 partial bleach hedgehog humans can correct the problem"(edited)
[6:46 PM]
Lonic said he was a partial bleach hedgehog human, but he didn't know of any others
[6:48 PM]
With no answers, Lonic decided to go bowling with Ichihime.
[6:50 PM]
At some point, he went to get some cat food from the vending machine and noticed that for $3.50 he could buy a resurrection item to bring someone dead back to life, so he bought one

The problem with Lonic right now tho.... I keep forgetting so many details that it makes writing more hard, unless you want completely avoid, absolutely nonsense inconsistencies
[4:59 PM]
For example: Lonic is half hedgehog. Sonic is full hedgehog. Their father is Sonic 06. BUT when Lonic fights Covid, it's his mom who was a hedgehog and his father is a human, who is part bleach
[5:00 PM]
And that was say back when things were more simple and easy to follow

When last we left Lonic, eeii had become god with some timeline manipulation. Oooaaqo and Lonic learned they could combine together but to do so, they needed another who was part hedgehog and part bleach...
[9:35 PM]
But Lonic had killed all of his family and alternative reality lonics... He didn't know where to find someone who was part hedgehog and bleach.
[9:36 PM]
So, Lonic put an ad on myspace
[9:38 PM]
The next day, Lonic got a letter in response from a plumber who said he was part human, part Italian, part hedgehog and part bleach.
[9:39 PM]
They made plans to meet up at the little ceasars
[9:43 PM]
His name was Lario. After 23 minutes of talking, they set off to the final battle against eeii.

Oooaaqo, Lonic, and Lario go to fight eeii.
[9:28 PM]
Oooaaqo says it's time to transform and combine.
[9:29 PM]
Oooaaqo transforms first. His transformation is a huge, Mecha dragon.
Lonic says he going next, but just then, Lario stabs him in the back. As Lonic lays dying, he asks Lario why did betrayed him. Lario laughs and says he's a Nintendo employee... Lonic is shocked.
[9:32 PM]
Lario then transforms into a Nintendo tape and flies over to eeii. The two disappear.
[9:33 PM]
Lonic dies, but he's still carrying the resurrection item he bought from the vending machine and come back to life.
[9:35 PM]
He tells oooaaqo that they're going to need a different plan, while oooaaqo wonder why he has to deal with this guy (Lonic)
Then Lonic gathers the black star dragon balls and wished that one of the other Lonic came back to life. The dragon asked him which other Lonic. Lonic didn't remember and said any of them is fine
And so, the dragon brought back yodel Lonic. Yodel Lonic was part of the lonvengers project, originally from the planet "ye old Austria", his special power is being able to produce sound waves in a total vaccumm, like space(edited)
[10:09 PM]
And, he can also speak directly into a phone cable and produce facsimile data with his voice

Oooaaqo, Lonic, and Lario go to fight eeii.
[9:28 PM]
Oooaaqo says it's time to transform and combine.
[9:29 PM]
Oooaaqo transforms first. His transformation is a huge, Mecha dragon.
Lonic says he going next, but just then, Lario stabs him in the back. As Lonic lays dying, he asks Lario why did betrayed him.
Lario laughs and says he's a Nintendo employee... Lonic is shocked.
[9:32 PM]
Lario then transforms into a Nintendo tape and flies over to eeii. The two disappear.
[9:33 PM]
Lonic dies, but he's still carrying the resurrection item he bought from the vending machine and come back to life.
[9:35 PM]
He tells oooaaqo that they're going to need a different plan, while oooaaqo wonder why he has to deal with this guy (Lonic)
Then Lonic gathers the black star dragon balls and wished that one of the other Lonic came back to life. The dragon asked him which other Lonic. Lonic didn't remember and said any of them is fine
And so, the dragon brought back yodel Lonic. Yodel Lonic was part of the lonvengers project, originally from the planet "ye old Austria", his special power is being able to produce sound waves in a total vaccumm, like space(edited)
[10:09 PM]
And, he can also speak directly into a phone cable and produce facsimile data with his voice

So, Yodel Lonic uses his voice to create a fax for eeii and Lario saying that they won 43 Trillion dollars and need to pick it up at midnight. When they showed up, it was a trap... ooaaaqo, Lonic, and Yodel Lonic were waiting to attack them
[8:08 PM]
eeii tells them to bring it on. ooaaaaqo transforms from a dinosaur into a dragon. Lonic transforms into a firetruck, and Yodel Lonic......
[8:08 PM]
transforms into a space laser weapon that's 20km long. (edited)
[8:10 PM]
They combine into a space laser weapon operated by a dragon riding a firetruck.
[8:13 PM]
They fire. The laser instantly destroys Lario and blows a hole 1km in diameter straight through the Earth.
[8:13 PM]
eeii is visibly worried
[8:14 PM]
Then, Super Space Lasonic says he is going to transform again
[8:16 PM]
He then transforms into a huge dragon (edited)
[8:16 PM]
and grabs eeii in his claw.
[8:18 PM]
He then bites eeii clean in half and uses his demonic yodel powers to rip out eeii's soul and fax it straight to dinosaur hell

And now... The exciting conclusion to Lonic
[4:26 PM]
After defeating eeii, everyone lived happily ever after. But, the 1km wide whole in the Earth eventually caused the planet to collapse and everyone died... except 1 person.
[4:26 PM]
THE END