Hey Everyone. It's me, Lyle. I find it quite hard to beleive that is had been 12 years since the last Lonic chapter was written.
I must apologize for this break, if for some reason you were actually wanting more. (LOL).
Lonic is a crazy fan fic that I wrote starting in 1994, when I was in middle school, and continued into 2000.
Since then, I have graduated with a degree in Enviromental Science and spent the last 6 years studying the effects of global warming on polar bear habitats in the Arctic... Not exactly the store of enviromental to be writing crazy fan fiction.
Since returning to civilation recently; I've learned that internet has become a place for absolute nonsense... and when it comes to nonsense... Lonic is king.
Without further ado, Lonic Part 5 starts now!
The year is 2012, the very same year that the Mayans predicted the world would end.
yyuuuakoo, however, had erased existence from existence, and thus, in 2012, there is no world to destroy.
Confused and unhappy, the Mayans destroyed the nothingness and the world began to exist again.
The Earth has been repaired. Lonic and everyone he knew were given homes in a suburban neighborhood.
Lonic part 5 is the story of everyday life in a town outside of a medium sized city somewhere in the USA.
To be continued....
Lonic lived in a light yellow house at 1001 Birch Street on the corner of Birch Street and Yoliazo Road.
Next Door, at 1003 Birch Street lived Lonic's younger brother, 7.onic
At 1005, lived Jesus, who may or may not be a holographic simulation.
At 1007, lived Lalonic, but no one is sure if she actually exists.
At 1009, lived Ichihime who had been downgraded to normal after the Mayans brought everyone back.
Across the street at 1002 Birch lived his daughter, COVoinc with her boyfriend Knuckles and their son, Knovonic.
At 1004, lived Ronic, Lonic's twin sister
At 1006, lived Yodel Lonic
At 1008, lived Sonic'06 who is Sonic's father and Lonic's mother.
At 1010, lived Ronald Reagan
The the next street over, Cherry Lane, At 1002, backing up to Lonic's house lived oooaaqo
At 1004 (Behind 7.onic's house), lived eeii
At 1006 (behind Jesus's house) lived Dr Robotnic
At 1008 (behind Lalonic's house) lived uiiyooi
At 1010 (behind Ichihime's house) lived Barry Manalow
On the other side of Cherry Street at 1001 lived Lario
At 1003 lived Lugo
At 1005 lived Spider Lonic
At 1007 lived Iron Lonic
And at 1009 Cherry Street lived, me, Lyle, the author of Lonic
The neighborhood had an Homeowner's Association. The Mayans has assigned the most responsible people to be in charge.
Oooaaqo was president and 7.onic was vice president....
These are the never ending tales of this HOA.
~~ Being that the Mayans relived the world in December, Xmas was quickly approaching.
Lonic had invited everyone over to his house, but it was a trap.
He intended to kill them and take over the entire neighborhood.
He filled his pool with 100% bleach and put toasters into the pool set on a timer. It was 5pm and Dec 24 and the guest started to arrive.
COVonic and her family brought some fruit cake. Then oooaaqo, eeii, and uiiyooi shows up with their fruit cake made from an ancient dinosaur recipe.
Yodel Lonic brought his fruit cake.
Finally, 7.onic arrive and handed Lonic some bleach flavored egg nog. Lonic was so happy he didn't want to kill 7.onic any more.
Lonic suggested that they take a swim in the pool. It was already dark outside and only 10 degrees F... thus everyone refused.
Lonic's plan had fallen apart.
The play xmas games, like twister, and watch xmas movies like Top Gun.
When they got to the volleyball scene they all started laughing.
At that point, I ask what was so funny.
They are just stared at me. Finally, Lonic asked who I want.
I said that I'm Lyle.... that I live at 1009 on Cherry Street...
They just stared...
I explained to them that I'm literally writing the story and has created them all.
They stared. The Lonic just said, Sure. Then he smiled and offered me a swim in the pool.
I told him that I wasn't falling for that.
Eventually, everyone passed out drunk.
When I woke up, I took Ronic back to my house and locked her in the basement.
In turns out that Lonic forgot to drain the 100% bleach from his pool for 3 monthsand it ate the paint away. He had to paint to get it repainted.
He also got fined from the HOA for too much fruit cake in a dwelling.
To be continued....